diff --git a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/LobstersApp.kt b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/LobstersApp.kt
index af2919e2..49f75028 100644
--- a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/LobstersApp.kt
+++ b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/LobstersApp.kt
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ fun LobstersApp(
       listOf(
         NavigationItem(
           label = "Hottest",
-          route = Destinations.Hottest.getRoute(),
+          route = Destinations.Hottest.route,
           icon = ClawIcons.Flame,
           selectedIcon = ClawIcons.FlameFilled,
         ) {
@@ -96,7 +96,7 @@ fun LobstersApp(
         },
         NavigationItem(
           label = "Newest",
-          route = Destinations.Newest.getRoute(),
+          route = Destinations.Newest.route,
           icon = ClawIcons.New,
           selectedIcon = ClawIcons.NewFilled,
         ) {
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@ fun LobstersApp(
         },
         NavigationItem(
           label = "Saved",
-          route = Destinations.Saved.getRoute(),
+          route = Destinations.Saved.route,
           icon = ClawIcons.HeartBorder,
           selectedIcon = ClawIcons.Heart,
         ) {
@@ -158,12 +158,12 @@ fun LobstersApp(
     ) { paddingValues ->
       MaterialMotionNavHost(
         navController = navController,
-        startDestination = Destinations.startDestination.getRoute(),
+        startDestination = Destinations.startDestination.route,
         modifier = Modifier.padding(paddingValues),
       ) {
         val uri = LobstersApi.BASE_URL
         composable(
-          route = Destinations.Hottest.getRoute(),
+          route = Destinations.Hottest.route,
           deepLinks =
             listOf(navDeepLink { uriPattern = uri }, navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/" }),
         ) {
@@ -177,7 +177,7 @@ fun LobstersApp(
           )
         }
         composable(
-          route = Destinations.Newest.getRoute(),
+          route = Destinations.Newest.route,
         ) {
           setWebUri("https://lobste.rs/")
           NetworkPosts(
@@ -188,7 +188,7 @@ fun LobstersApp(
             postActions = postActions,
           )
         }
-        composable(Destinations.Saved.getRoute()) {
+        composable(Destinations.Saved.route) {
           setWebUri(null)
           DatabasePosts(
             items = savedPosts,
@@ -197,12 +197,12 @@ fun LobstersApp(
           )
         }
         composable(
-          route = Destinations.Comments.getRoute("{postId}"),
+          route = Destinations.Comments.route,
           arguments = listOf(navArgument("postId") { type = NavType.StringType }),
           deepLinks =
             listOf(
-              navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/s/{postId}/.*" },
-              navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/s/{postId}" },
+              navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/s/${Destinations.Comments.placeholder}/.*" },
+              navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/s/${Destinations.Comments.placeholder}" },
             ),
         ) { backStackEntry ->
           val postId = requireNotNull(backStackEntry.arguments?.getString("postId"))
@@ -214,9 +214,10 @@ fun LobstersApp(
           )
         }
         composable(
-          route = Destinations.User.getRoute("{username}"),
+          route = Destinations.User.route,
           arguments = listOf(navArgument("username") { type = NavType.StringType }),
-          deepLinks = listOf(navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/u/{username}" }),
+          deepLinks =
+            listOf(navDeepLink { uriPattern = "$uri/u/${Destinations.User.placeholder}" }),
         ) { backStackEntry ->
           val username = requireNotNull(backStackEntry.arguments?.getString("username"))
           UserProfile(
diff --git a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/decorations/ClawNavigationBar.kt b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/decorations/ClawNavigationBar.kt
index 3d0e4888..f26f8d15 100644
--- a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/decorations/ClawNavigationBar.kt
+++ b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/decorations/ClawNavigationBar.kt
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ fun ClawNavigationBar(
               return@NavigationBarItem
             }
             navController.popBackStack(navController.graph.startDestinationRoute!!, false)
-            if (navItem.route != Destinations.startDestination.getRoute()) {
+            if (navItem.route != Destinations.startDestination.route) {
               navController.navigate(navItem.route)
             }
           }
diff --git a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/ext.kt b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/ext.kt
index fea8f083..a76154ff 100644
--- a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/ext.kt
+++ b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/ext.kt
@@ -43,7 +43,9 @@ fun rememberPostActions(
       }
 
       override fun viewComments(postId: String) {
-        navController.navigate(Destinations.Comments.getRoute(postId))
+        navController.navigate(
+          Destinations.Comments.route.replace(Destinations.Comments.placeholder, postId)
+        )
       }
 
       override fun viewCommentsPage(commentsUrl: String) {
diff --git a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/navigation/Destinations.kt b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/navigation/Destinations.kt
index 1cb91f0b..269e0fd6 100644
--- a/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/navigation/Destinations.kt
+++ b/android/src/main/kotlin/dev/msfjarvis/claw/android/ui/navigation/Destinations.kt
@@ -1,24 +1,28 @@
 package dev.msfjarvis.claw.android.ui.navigation
 
 sealed class Destinations {
+  abstract val route: String
+
   object Hottest : Destinations() {
-    fun getRoute() = "hottest"
+    override val route = "hottest"
   }
 
   object Newest : Destinations() {
-    fun getRoute() = "newest"
+    override val route = "newest"
   }
 
   object Saved : Destinations() {
-    fun getRoute() = "saved"
+    override val route = "saved"
   }
 
   object Comments : Destinations() {
-    fun getRoute(postId: String) = "comments/$postId"
+    const val placeholder = "{postId}"
+    override val route = "comments/$placeholder"
   }
 
   object User : Destinations() {
-    fun getRoute(username: String) = "user/$username"
+    const val placeholder = "{username}"
+    override val route = "user/$placeholder"
   }
 
   companion object {
diff --git a/detekt-baselines/android.xml b/detekt-baselines/android.xml
index f28a63e2..94bd0100 100644
--- a/detekt-baselines/android.xml
+++ b/detekt-baselines/android.xml
@@ -3,9 +3,6 @@
   <ManuallySuppressedIssues></ManuallySuppressedIssues>
   <CurrentIssues>
     <ID>ComposableParamOrder:LobstersApp.kt$LobstersApp</ID>
-    <ID>FunctionOnlyReturningConstant:Destinations.kt$Destinations.Hottest$fun getRoute()</ID>
-    <ID>FunctionOnlyReturningConstant:Destinations.kt$Destinations.Newest$fun getRoute()</ID>
-    <ID>FunctionOnlyReturningConstant:Destinations.kt$Destinations.Saved$fun getRoute()</ID>
     <ID>LongMethod:LobstersApp.kt$@OptIn(ExperimentalMaterial3Api::class, ExperimentalAnimationApi::class) @Composable fun LobstersApp( viewModel: ClawViewModel = viewModel(), urlLauncher: UrlLauncher, htmlConverter: HTMLConverter, setWebUri: (String?) -&gt; Unit, )</ID>
     <ID>LongParameterList:NetworkPosts.kt$( items: LazyPagingItems&lt;LobstersPost&gt;, listState: LazyListState, isPostSaved: suspend (SavedPost) -&gt; Boolean, reloadPosts: () -&gt; Unit, postActions: PostActions, modifier: Modifier = Modifier, )</ID>
     <ID>MagicNumber:ClawApplication.kt$ClawApplication$0.25</ID>